Funniest Relationship EVer!!!

Started by Private User on Sunday, September 4, 2011
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Private User
9/4/2011 at 1:59 PM

Oh, this is the funniest thing ever! Look at how Geni describes my relationship to another Geni user:

______________ is your fourth great uncle's granddaughter's husband's second cousin once removed's husband's uncle's wife's first cousin's husband's first cousin's husband's sister's husband's wife's first cousin once removed's husband's sister's husband's uncle's wife's niece's husband's first cousin once removed's husband's first cousin thrice removed.

Has anyone ever seen a more convoluted path? Share!

9/4/2011 at 4:01 PM

Ha! that's a good one! the best i've seen.

Private User
10/4/2011 at 5:10 AM

BUMP!

Check this one, - a distance of 584 steps: http://www.geni.com/path/Ne%C5%BEa+Jugovic+is+related+to+Senja+Lopa...

We had to ask Geni if there was a bug here, but they confirmed it as a legitimate path.

Private User is Neža Jugovic's great nephew's wife's husband's brother's wife's niece's husband's sister's husband's brother's wife's sister's husband's niece's husband's sister's husband's wife's aunt's husband's sister's husband's nephew's wife's aunt's husband's niece's husband's sister's husband's great niece's husband's second great grandfather's wife's father's wife's third great nephew's wife's second cousin's husband's fourth great aunt's husband's fifth great nephew's wife's husband's sister's husband's brother's wife's sister's husband's brother's wife's aunt's husband's brother's wife's first cousin once removed's husband's brother's wife's great aunt's husband's sister's husband's first cousin four times removed's husband's wife's brother's wife's grandfather's wife's niece's husband's great niece's husband's aunt's husband's first cousin's husband's brother's wife's sister's husband's sister's husband's wife's niece's husband's sister's husband's father's wife's nephew's wife's nephew's wife's daughter's husband's mother's husband's sister's husband's aunt's husband's second great niece's husband's first cousin once removed's wife's great uncle's wife's niece's husband's brother's wife's husband's uncle's wife's uncle's wife's great granddaughter's husband's uncle's wife's first cousin's wife's sister's husband's nephew's wife's nephew's wife's brother's wife's brother's wife's brother's wife's brother's wife's sister's husband's sister's husband's aunt's husband's sister's husband's nephew's wife's sister's husband's nephew's wife's aunt's husband's father's wife's brother's wife's brother's wife's nephew's wife's sister's husband's niece's husband's uncle's wife's father's wife's niece's husband's niece's husband's aunt's husband's wife's niece's husband's sister's husband's aunt's husband's brother's wife's sister's husband's second cousin's wife's first cousin once removed's wife's niece's husband's first cousin's wife's sister's husband's second cousin's husband's brother's wife's sister's husband's brother's wife's aunt's husband's wife's brother's wife's brother's wife's brother's wife's niece's husband's first cousin once removed's husband's sister's husband's niece's husband's niece's husband's aunt's husband's niece's husband's uncle's wife's sister's husband's brother's wife's sister's husband's brother's wife's first cousin twice removed's husband's first cousin's husband's uncle's wife's sister's husband's first cousin twice removed's husband's wife's 6th great uncle's wife's fourth great niece's husband's uncle's wife's aunt's husband's sister's husband's first cousin thrice removed's wife's great uncle's wife's brother's wife's sister's husband's great nephew's wife's sister's husband's sister's husband's brother's wife's nephew's wife's daughter's husband's brother's wife's brother's wife's aunt's husband's brother's wife's sister's husband's sister's husband's son's wife's brother's wife's sister's husband's niece's husband's first cousin once removed's wife's brother's wife's uncle's wife's great aunt's husband's great aunt's husband's fifth great nephew's wife's second great aunt's husband's great niece's husband's brother's wife's first cousin once removed's husband's uncle's wife's second great niece's husband's uncle's wife's niece's husband's aunt's husband's sister's husband's fifth cousin's wife's niece's husband's nephew's wife's aunt's husband's wife's aunt's husband's sister's husband's first cousin's wife's granddaughter's husband's uncle's wife's husband's brother's wife's brother's wife's uncle's wife's sister's husband's nephew's wife's uncle's wife's sister's husband's brother's wife's brother's wife's first cousin's husband's sister's husband's third great niece!

Private User
10/4/2011 at 9:08 AM

I can't believe Geni is tracking this information with every new ancestor added! A bit ridiculous!

Private User
10/4/2011 at 9:09 AM

OMG. Absolutely mind-boggling! You win, Bjorn!!! /grin

Having said that, I would like to encourage Geni to redefine 'a legitimate path', lol!

Private User
2/12/2018 at 8:15 PM

Had to bump this post as it made me chuckle. I've often giggled at some of the relationship descriptions here on Geni but Bjorn definitely wins!

BTW, I was curious what Geni would say about how we are connected. Apparently we're just plain ol' cousins (several times removed):

Jennifer Lopez is your 12th cousin once removed.
Bjørn P. Brox is your 25th cousin thrice removed.

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